After Weinergate: The next 10 name-based Beltway controversies

Far be it for a guy with the last name “Bragg” to indulge in any cheap jokes, but I’m going to do it anyway….

Rep. Joe Baca, D-California. He will be sued by LucasFilm for copyright infringement.
Rep. Karen Bass, D-California: She will be caught fishing over the limit in Montana
Sen. John Boozman, R-Arkansas: It will be alcohol-related
Rep. Norman Dicks, D-Washington

Rep. Jeff Flake, R-Arizona: He starts acting weird on the House floor
Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-California: Will tweet that she prefers briefs
Rep. Ted Poe, R-Texas: He will declare personal bankruptcy
Rep. Jeff Denham, R-California: Will be censured for wearing blue jeans on the House floor
Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-Rhode Island: Arrested for impersonating a federal landmark
Rep. Jerry Lewis, R-California: Will be caught taking accolades from the French