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Ride out the zombie attack/apocalypse in style! Move.com assembled a list of houses with bomb shelters, but since Zombies are the new Vampires, these hidden gems can easily be used to avoid the brain-eating undead, too. Also, close to schools and shopping and a 10-minute drive from major employers/zombie lairs. Now that we know the government is preparing for a zombie attack — and then pretending it was a joke that didn’t really happen — we know the need for protection from them. A zombie-protected home is a good investment, although by the time you realize this, there will be no financial system left with which to assess the true value of your house/lair.

Ride out the zombie attack/apocalypse in style!

Move.com assembled a list of houses with bomb shelters, but since Zombies are the new Vampires, these hidden gems can easily be used to avoid the brain-eating undead, too.

Also, close to schools and shopping and a 10-minute drive from major employers/zombie lairs.

Now that we know the government is preparing for a zombie attack — and then pretending it was a joke that didn’t really happen — we know the need for protection from them.

A zombie-protected home is a good investment, although by the time you realize this, there will be no financial system left with which to assess the true value of your house/lair.

Posted on May 24th, 2011
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