Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
-Tyler Durden
Hilarious Director’s Commentaries Added To Family Home Videos
The director’s cut is way better.
The aftermath of Christmas shopping, as told by Scrabble Cheez-its.
Well, this is just a sad attempt at getting attention. I guess it worked.
Thanks for flying Southwest, and we appreciate your business…Sorta.
But at least one SWA pilot doesn’t like working with you if you’re an overweight woman, a woman over the age of 30, or perceived to be a gay man.
A pilot/s cockpit tirade about co-workers was accidentally broadcast over the air control frequency, to the airport control tower and every other plane in the skies over Houston.
It happened in March, was discovered by a TV station recently, and the pilot is back on the job after “sensitivity” training.
At SWA, bags fly free. And d-bags fly the planes.
(via Southwest Pilot Accidentally Broadcasts Misogynistic, Homophobic Rant)
It's company time for you to waste - Excellbook!
Are you being deprived of your God-given right to waste valuable company time on Facebook in the office?
Well, give it to The Man by downloading this application that makes Facebook look like a spreadsheet.
It’s not all terror and gloom at Snake Mountain. Once in a while, Skeletor gets out and invades other comic strips.
(via Not Now, Skeletor! | At Large | a mySA.com blog)
The best things on the Internet are the most pointless. With that, I present this…
(via My Little Pony The Watchmen = Video Excellence | At Large | a mySA.com blog)
Elizabeth Hasselbeck throws Sarah Palin under her own bus
“The View” co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck is criticizing former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for drawing attention from former Gov. Mitt Romney’s 2012 presidential bid.
Romney became the immediate GOP front runner with his announcement last week, but most of the media attention has been on Palin’s cross-country bus tour last week.
You think your dad is embarrassing? At least he dressed normally.
For 170 miserable, gut-wrenching days, 16-year-old Rain Price of American Fork, Utah had to put up with his dad, waving to him as the school bus left every morning.
Wait. It gets worse.
Miss USA: Tarnishing the crown that no one cares about
Remember when beauty pageants were a big deal?
Those broadcasts were ratings gold. Mom, Pop, and the whole family would gather around the Sylvania TV set in the living room to watch 50 contestants — in one-piece bathing suits, representing all that is good, wholesome and sacred in American womanhood — parade around the stage with poise.
They would be herded like show animals. They would answer dumb questions. They would twirl batons.
The judges were D-list celebrities, even before that term had been coined. And the winner would end up on the Kellogs Corn Flakes cereal box. The others would disappear forever.
Then came the 1970s and the beauty pageants were, slowly but surely, put out of our misery.
These days, no one knows if the pageants exist, no one watches them if they do, and no one knows who the beauty queens are unless they get in trouble.
Enter Rima Fakih, the lame duck Miss USA, who is in serious hot water for acting like a normal 25-year-old woman in New York and Las Vegas.
AOL’s Newsroom Is Now Bigger Than The New York Times’s
…and no one working at either place is too happy about it, Media Bistro concludes.
Today, while you’re avoiding those TPS reports and using Google to find cool stuff, such as the horror that is Anthony Weiner’s nether regions, or the prank about the Dutch girl who didn’t tattoo the faces of 152 Facebook friends on her arm, you’ll see a big old guitar.
Having my baby. What a lovely way of saying how much you love me - Paul Anka
Just when you thought the political story of the moment couldn’t get any weirder, it has taken another bizarre twist.
The NY Times, citing sources close to embattled Rep. Anthony Weiner, reports the congressman’s wife Huma Abedin is pregnant.
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